Go and kill the Piano Man
Created on: March 8th, 2006
Go and kill the Piano Man
The Boss tells us to take out Billy Joel

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March 8th, 2006
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5* for one 80s icon killing another.
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Uuuh, I dunno.
March 8th, 2006
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I here kill the "yellow" man. Maybe Bruce hates the Chinese
March 8th, 2006
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To me it sounds like "yellow"
March 9th, 2006
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It is yellow... "Sent me off to a foreign land/To go and kill the yellow man." The song's about a vietnam vet who can't find work or catch a break at all when he gets back from the war. But people still think it's patriotic cause it sounds upbeat.
March 9th, 2006
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Well, if Bruce Springsteen said it...*cocks her gun*
March 9th, 2006
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Dew it Tew it!
March 9th, 2006
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sounds nothing like piano at all
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sounds nothing like piano at all. but Springsteen > Billy, so 2
March 9th, 2006
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your arms are broken, stop making ytmnds
March 9th, 2006
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Doesnt work at all.
March 9th, 2006
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Sounds more like "Don't Kill. Piano Man." Close, but not on the money.
March 9th, 2006
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lose at dew... I hear no such piano
March 9th, 2006
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Piano does not exist.
March 9th, 2006
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Wow, I never thought I'd see a bad dew YTMND. Today is a sad day.
March 9th, 2006
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If your text had read "GONNA KILL PIANO MAN" it would have been less of a stretch. --- "THE" is never spoken, misheard or otherwise.
March 9th, 2006
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Yup the "yellow man" no idea how you hear piann man.
March 9th, 2006
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Sorry. Doesn't sound even remotely close to "piano".
March 9th, 2006
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Maybe we should end the contest today. Retire it forever, even. They're only gonna get worse you know.
March 9th, 2006
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Sounds like Piano to me.
March 9th, 2006
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o_O 0_o
March 9th, 2006
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THE 80s ;_;
March 9th, 2006
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how did this make top 15
March 9th, 2006
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maybe if was just 'go kill piano' man, others would hear it better. i hear the 'piano'
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GO AN KILL DEM YELLO MAN
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Go kill Piano Man.
March 9th, 2006
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sound like god killed piano man to me, so I like it
March 9th, 2006
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all i hear is 'one star ytmnd'
March 9th, 2006
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hay guy maybe if yuo'd quit jacking off for 3 second mayb u hear "yellow" instead of "fap fap fap piano? fap"
March 9th, 2006
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Bill Joel rocks!
March 9th, 2006
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oh god please kill the piano man, bruce and the yellow man
March 9th, 2006
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Suck a dick bitch.
March 9th, 2006
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1d for a reason, im not one to complain if its funny, but damnit it doesn't even sound like "piano man" i hear "yellow man" when fads like this are overused they turn to sh*t, let this be an example
March 9th, 2006
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Sounds like dont kill the yellow man
March 9th, 2006
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Asians are people too, Springsteen!
March 9th, 2006
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Wtf it doesn's sound anything like "piano man"
March 9th, 2006
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i hear: go kill the yellow man. put an asian in there, and i'll 5 it
March 9th, 2006
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That's awful.
March 9th, 2006
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I dont here it cause its go kill the yellow man, fail
March 9th, 2006
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Must be a lot of pissed off asians in here. LOL
March 9th, 2006
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It isn't racist, you *ssholes. But I still don't here piano. It's yellow. But it's not racist.
March 9th, 2006
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You are hereby expelled from the Dew Army.
March 9th, 2006
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NOOOOOOOOO not Billy
March 9th, 2006
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I don't get it>.>
March 9th, 2006
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it's go kill the yellow man. And saying this doesn't make any sense, and yet still on top 15, viewhaxored ftl
March 9th, 2006
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billy joel pwns >:O
March 9th, 2006
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It's not "piano man" but close enough for me. Funny because I liked this song when I was young and now I'm dating a Chinese girl lol. gma's comment about the song is pretty solid though. Springsteen is good for actually telling a story in his songs (thoug
March 9th, 2006
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DAMN YOU BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN! I saw Billy Joel a couple nights ago in Philly and he still KICKS ASS!
March 9th, 2006
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uh. . .why is this getting a whole bunch of 1's? look up floooooooooooooooooooooor and tell me if that isn't waaay the hell sh*ttier then this. at least this actually sounds like it. -1 because I hate the fad anyway.
March 9th, 2006
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sucks
March 9th, 2006
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5 for the Boss.
March 9th, 2006
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nope
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Wierd. -CSM